Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Facebook should come with huggies
When facebook implemented the news feed, I don't think anyone realized what kind of gamble killing time at the office was about to become. There's nothing like logging on to facebook and being greeted by the smile of Biff, the guy fucking your ex/sister/tech-savvy divorced mom. It's like when you were in kindergarten and still too young to tell the difference between a fart and diarrhea. Only fate will decide whether you're about to laugh or shit your pants.
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How about a Facebook application that lets you rate and comment on newsfeed items. I could imagine a scale that goes from left to right starting with a dirty looking cloud, ranging up to a heaping pile of poo, and maybe with a skid mark in the middle. An example: you can highlight a newsfeed item showing your ex changing her relationship status to "in a relationship with _____", and flag it as a big pile of poop. Then you could see which of your friends just got shitty news.
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